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I can be a local politician I tell you. There aren’t too many responses to the peoples problems.

When kena caught, push blame. Black and white serves no purpose. After that, send in the scrape goat.

When answering tough questions, play reversi.

“Hmm, but let me ask you first. What do you think?”

Sir, why COE price so high? Living cost going up till no end? Wages so pathetic, ten years and still no change?

Response: Under the LAN LAN act I sentence you to “Lan lan suck thumb till the next elections!”

I find it quite disturbing to some people don’t know what the logos mean on their clothes. 

Bumped into an aquintance over lunch and noticed the logo on his jacket. 

“Wow, you’re into baseball now ah?”

“No what makes you think so? “

“Angels fan? ” 

“No”

“Yeah, that’s the Los Angeles Angels Emblem on your jacket what. The baseball team? “

“Oh really ah? Didn’t know that, i see the design nice and limited edition i buy already.”

Dafuq?? 

What’s next? Buy a tshirt with Nazi swastika and parade around proudly simply because you like the looks of it and its limited edition?

Watching fishing documentaries on Nat Geo and I noticed something between the Western fishing culture and the Asian fishing culture.

Western fishermen : “Woah ain’t that a beauty, let’s release it back into water…just watch it go, incredible!”

Asian fishermen “Wow, beautiful catch…this type of fish best eaten steamed with soy sauce and ginger!”

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My first Meme…

Posted: July 3, 2012 in Funny
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My first attempt with the meme generator.

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This may sound crazy but I actually had one person ask me 20 of the questions listed in one night.

She kept insisting to play her Britney Spears track list. At first I refused but to appease her I threw in a song to make her happy.

After playing her song she insisted I play her entire track list because “the crowd” wanted to listen to it. When I told her I’m not going to play anymore Britney she yanked out my cables and stuck it into her iPod. Crazy woman.

Well, what happened after that was the best. The owner of the house pulled out her Hp, threw it into a mug of beer and completely destroyed it. Lol.

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Funniest thing I heard at The Grandfathers day event was from OffCuff’s lead who is a friend of mine.

O$P$ were on at the time and they were the act before them. So I asked…

“Eh bro, got all your gear inside already ah?”

“Not yet man bro.”

“Why?”

“Inside very loud, bit too loud for me. Ears cannot take it.”

Loud??

This is coming from a guy that is so experimental, he just played a styrofoam box like a violin using a fiddle in his last act accompanied with off pitched clarinet tunes, banging drums with crazy electronic distortions.

Hilarious! I guess in music its certainly is to each his own.

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